So, I was kinda confused on what to do for some homework and as we’re studying Shakespeare, I decided to email my professor in iambic pentameter
AND GUESS WHAT HAPPENED?! THIS. THIS BEAUTEOUS THING!
SHIT, MAN. I HAVE THE COOLEST PROFESSOR IN THE UNIVERSE! A+, TWO ENTHUSIASTIC THUMBS UP AND ALL THE EXITS PURSUED BY BEARS YOU COULD EVER WANT!
if you're five feet how much do you weigh then?
Five feet and ONE* inch. (it counts!)
Last time I weighed myself I was 95 pounds.